Stewart on the FACTOR!

This is how O'Reilly starts off his interview with The Daily Show's Jon Stewart,

O'REILLY: You know what's really frightening?...You actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary...

STEWART: If that were so, that would be quite frightening.

O'REILLY: But it is. It's true. I mean, you've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night, OK, and they can vote.

What planet is O'Reilly living on, "stoned slackers"???

Stewart's witty retort,

STEWART: Yeah, I just don't know how motivated they would be, these stoned slackers.

To which O'Reilly somehow came up with this whopper?

O'REILLY: Come on, you do the research, you know the research on your program...Eighty-seven percent are intoxicated when they watch it. You didn't see that?


FOR THE RECORD...I have never once watched the Daily Show intoxicated. But I would like to know what O'Reilly has been smoking lately.


Another hilarious bit,

STEWART: When you say younger, are you talking 9, 10? What are you talking here?

O'REILLY: No, I'm talking 18 to 25, you know. The people who are on your intellectual level.